Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Christmas does not come from the pockets, it comes from the heart.
It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends. MERRY CHRISTMAS
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Merry Christmas
When you have Christmas in your heart it doesn’t matter what’s under the tree.
Santa won’t be coming this year…… He died laughing when you said you’d been a good girl.
Please Santa, I’ve been good all year .. most of the time ..
sometimes .. Ok, Don’t worry I’ll buy my own Christmas presents.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings,
all the snow in Alaska won’t make it WHITE.
From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
May this Christmas be so special that you never ever feel lonely again and be surrounded
by loved ones!
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS.
To my friends and family, near and far,
I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas..
Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year,
So the only thing on my wish list is 1 year paid leave from work with bonus.
Santa is always jolly, he knows where the naughty girls live.
Wish you happy holidays season with unforgetable Christmas and New Year.
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.
“SANTA” rearranged is “SATAN”…I’m on to you fat man.
Christmas carols tend to make me a little homicidal, especially in November..
I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..
Merry Christmas! From my wall to yours..
It’s Christmas and 2014 is coming closer to an end! what’s
the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
Christmas is Cumin & My ass is getting fat, I hate F..bad..
in Xmas & Santa is a idiot.
To all of my friends old/new, I am so thankful for all of you.
Have a Merry Christmas. Be safe and enjoy your families.
Let's remember what this season is about